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Seinfeld says that far left woke mobs have killed comedy. He also dated a 17-year-old. (lemmy.world)
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[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Yeah, but Jimmy Carr's greatest achievement is beating Father Time by transforming himself into a plastic vampire. Jerry Seinfeld's greatest achievement is making a movie where a bumblebee cucks Kronk.

I love Kronk, but immortality > bee sex.

[-] S_204@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Jerry's greatest achievement is his billion dollar bank account....

[-] pachrist@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Nah, that came from the TV show Seinfeld, which is arguably Larry David's greatest achievement.

[-] S_204@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Who's bank account is it in LoL? Cuz at the end of the day, dude's got a billion dollars and that's a helluva accomplishment by anyone's standards.

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