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[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 113 points 6 months ago

Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won't even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they'll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 131 points 6 months ago

He's had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn't have them.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 34 points 6 months ago

This reminds me of how when COVID was starting to hit the news I wasn't at all nervous about it until he got on and said we had no reason to be nervous about it

[-] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 months ago

“It’ll be gone by Easter”

Cue me, moving to the woods

[-] Hegar@kbin.social 33 points 6 months ago

This is 100% true and it's so funny that I just want to cry in a corner.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

Same. Goddamn that was so spot on.

[-] assembly@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago

They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 16 points 6 months ago

That's fine, they can all vote for a corpse that can't hold office.

[-] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

hanging out with jfk waiting to just come back

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Hey - hey member that time when the Qanuts all went down to Dealy Plaza to watch JFK Jr. appear back in the land of the living so he could run as VP for trump? Member?

Oh man. Such incredible dipshits. Look! Look!

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I think the Feds should probably use facial recognition on footage of crowds like that and keep tabs. Just sayin'. If they are going to spy on Quakers and vegans, the least they could do with overreach is spy on groups that are likely tied into terrorist cells.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

And yet they don’t . . . Just the Quakers and vegans. now why would that be? Hmmmmmmm

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There would be a group that says he's not dead, a group that says he is dead and coming back, and a group that says he's been reincarnated.

And then, in the far future, scientists will wonder why we switch from a lowercase t to an uppercase T.

this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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