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Why haven't you taken the bear pill?
(jlai.lu)
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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man
I was in the smoky mountains with my kids camping, and we heard a bear digging around. My kids started crying, they for sure knew they were dead.
I got out of the tent, stomped my feet so the bear heard me and wasn’t startled, and then went “boogaaboogaaa” and raised my arms. Poor little black bear went running off and kept looking back.
And my kids had a really cool story about when their dad chased away a giant scary bear.