Yo linux team, i would love some advice.

I’m pretty mad at windows, 11 keeps getting worse and worse and I pretty done with Bill’s fetishes about bing and ai. Who knows where’s cortana right now…

Anyway, I heard about this new company called Linux and I’m open to try new stuff. I’m a simple guy and just need some basic stuff:

• graphic stuff: affinity, canva, corel, gimp etc.. (no adobe anymore, please don’t ask.)
• 3d modelling and render: blender, rhino, cinema, keyshot
• video editing: davinci
• some little coding in Dart/flutter (i use VS code, I don’t know if this is good or bad)
• a working file explorer (can’t believe i have to say this)
• NO FUCKIN ADS
• NO MF STUPID ASS DISGUSTING ADVERTISING

The tricky part is the laptop, a zenbook duo pro (i9-10/rtx2060), with double touch screens.

I tried ubuntu several years ago but since it wasn’t ready for my use i never went into different distros and their differences. Now unfortunately, ready or not, I need to switch.

Edit: the linux-company thing is just for triggering people, sorry I didn’t know it was this effective.