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[-] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

My favourite is:

Them: We want less red in the pie chart. Fix that remote vulnerability.

Me: We don't even have that component enabled. It's reporting on a DLL file version, not the vulnerability itself.

Them: Just lower our vulnerability score.

(Me wondering if I deploying dozens of fully-patched systems would have the same proportional effect)

this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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