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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 89 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Unfortunately the terms of this ceasefire don't include the death of every Palestinian in the world and also a complementary blowjob for me, so we can't accept it."

-Benjamin Netanyahu, probably.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 38 points 6 months ago

“It’s a shame that Hamas continues to hide behind the lives of Palestinian civilians. Now if they were all dead they couldn’t do that.”

*Netanyahu taps forehead

CNN looks puzzled and wonders what that means; they publish an article titled ’Why all the Palestinian suddenly decided to just die’.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

Let's be real. He would only accept a ceasefire if the terms of the ceasefire is he can never go to jail for corruption.

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