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[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

Why would you turn off the cameras and hang his key from the bars of his cell? That sounds like the easiest prison break ever

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

not to someone with short arms.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Nah you just gotta tie it just out of reach

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 2 years ago

Place it in a plastic box. The box opens when he learns to speak about himself in the first person. It'll be a life sentence I'm telling you.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

@captainlezbian@lemmy.world, Trump can reach any height with his totally accurately reported 6'3" 215lb frame!

@echodot@feddit.uk, Trump could easily wrench open any box you can imagine with his 100% for real large-man hands that are not even anything like a tiny baby's at all!

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