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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 236 points 6 months ago
  1. Cut the cake into portions equal to the number of attendees. Maybe a couple more if you want to save a few slices. Everyone gets to enjoy cake at the party
  2. Grab a fork, and eat it alone. At a party. All the attendees just watch as you gorge yourself on far more cake than one person should consume. Take the rest home and freeze it so you can continue to be the only one to enjoy it

Capitalists see nothing wrong with option 2.

[-] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 months ago

Of course each attendee in scenario 2 will give you two cookies for participating.

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