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this post was submitted on 09 May 2024
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Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
It's obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
Damn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again...
https://www.businessinsider.com/scientists-designed-a-smart-toilet-with-butt-recognition-technology-2020-4
I remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
Huh... I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.