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[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 27 points 6 months ago

These idiots are going to learn why Pasteurization was invented.

[-] Daqu@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

The reptilian world government decided humans got too healthy?

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 months ago

Now, this is a theory I can get behind.

[-] pop@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 months ago

learn

That's the secret! They aren't going to

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