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Anon likes bikes
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this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024
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I ride a bike to work every day. I'm never sweaty. The infrastructure to cycle exists so I won't get run over by cars.
Where I live I wouldn't want to bike. Too many freaking hills
Where I live (Oklahoma City), I wouldn't want to bike for at least 5 months of the year. Between mid April and late October, we are stupid hot and humid. We had lots of days this past summer that either got uncomfortably close to or passed 40°C. Dew points in the mid 20s all summer long. You'll break a sweat just standing outside for more than about a minute or two.
Can't imagine what it's like for those sorry saps in Houston or Florida.
I live in a somewhat hilly city. That is why I have an electric bike. I'm never sweaty when I arrive at work
Even if the city is flat as fuck you'll still arrive sweaty if the climate is hot. Take Phoenix for example, you will sweat even if you are in the shade and doing no physical exercise because it's commonly 46 degrees.
Teach me the non-sweaty ways. I love my bike, but theres no way I can arrive not sweaty. Before you say go slow, I’m not letting no bus take my god-damn glory.
An Ebike is extremely helpful, especially if there are hills. Wear a breathable long sleeve SPF shirt. I like hemp and some of the stuff Colombia makes. If your route is safe enough don't wear a helmet. Shorts and sandals are also helpful. I've had some success with lightweight merino clothes as well but they tend to get holey in a few years of frequent use