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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection
(www.thedailybeast.com)
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I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
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