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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection (www.thedailybeast.com)
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[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.

[-] HWK_290@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

The Res-erection of Christ

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