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Human rights (lemmy.world)
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Sofia "Buff Girlfriend" @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

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[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah that don't track. I poop on company time and walk away with a pampered butt thanks to my bidet. Feels fantastic and clean.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

I think they mean when they're in the office

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Exactly. Unjustified RTO is basically a crime against humanity.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

And our buttholes!

[-] mynachmadarch@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

New plan everyone. Sue your company for their crime against humanity and the environment for their lack of bidets.

this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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