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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Are birds land animals? What about a duck?

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Ducks that hang out in my backyard.

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago

Forbidden. Only fish, capybaras, beavers, water rats and otters are fine on a friday.

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I believe that penguins and puffins count as fish though

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Penguins and Puffins but not Ducks? What about pelicans and gulls?

[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Not entirely sure. It's all deeply bizarre

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

And how come capybaras get excluded from this prohibition btw?

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

Because the conquistadors had no luck with fishing, so they got a papal dispens. Capybaras were declared fish and thus fine.

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

When material conditions disagree with God shocked-dino

[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

AFAIK capybaras wade in the water, they dont swim.

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