Maybe you are, but I can relate.

If anything, we would have been classed separately pre DSM-V, but neither here nor there.

The nature of speech (and video demonstration) is such that it takes drastically longer to both find, and make use of, the information I need.

That little kerfluffle between MTG and sane lawmakers took me less than a minute to read. But trying to watch it would be literal hell.

MFers, just let me skim and/or Ctrl-F likely keywords for the one nugget of info I need. IDGAF about the rest.