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[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 57 points 5 months ago

Jesus, I almost ate that onion. For a moment, the headline shocked me, but wasn't that unbelievable... and that, in and of itself, is terrifying

[-] ErrantRoleplayer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Thank you for this comment... double checked the sub lmao. This showed up in my feed.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Yup. Fuck.

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