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Is this a crime? Thoughts?
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this post was submitted on 17 May 2024
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
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- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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I have not yet achieved the level of skill with peanut butter required to get all of it off the knife. Most, yes, but there's still a plainly visible amount left.
Use the other slice of bread like a chamois to wipe it clean. Now the skill is within your grasp.
But then I'm gonna get peanut butter on the bread I'm going to put jelly on. What if the spoon gets contaminated, and then I put it back in the jar for the next person?
...Wait nevermind, that's not a problem, I use a squeeze bottle.
wait, wait, you keep the jelly spoon in the jar?
how deep does this rabbit hole of madness go?!
No, no, just as a kid when multiple of us would be making PBJs in sequence. Whoever's last gets to lick the spoon before it goes in the sink.