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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 months ago

the MPG would be horrid, but you can be sure they won't bitch about gas prices lmao.

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

lol facts

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

i sure as hell wouldn't. I mean look at me, i'm living the dream, what do i have to complain about? Not living my life the way i please?

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