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[-] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Does it say which ten commandments?

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Thou shalt not make a sandwich while at a stop light
[-] TodaviaTyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
  1. Thou shalt indicate and check thy rear view mirrors before changing lanes.
[-] Naz@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

In which case you're exempt from the law, Blind Man Wagon.

  1. Thou shalt not show up to church just to eat all the Jeez-Its and drink all the wine, then awkwardly leave after drunkenly asking the pastor’s daughter if she wants to bang in the belfry

Even if you're really hungry? Or say it's like a really really tasty sandwich. There's got to be some wiggle number right.

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