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Trump demands drug test for Biden ahead of first debate (thehill.com)

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Former President Trump said he wants President Biden to be drug-tested before their first debate.

“I’m gonna demand a drug test too, by the way,” Trump said at the Minnesota Republican Party’s Lincoln Reagan Dinner Friday. “I am, no I really am. I don’t want him coming in like the State of the Union, he was high as a kite.”

Trump has previously stated in a radio interview that Biden was “all jacked up” at the beginning of his State of the Union address, as well as “higher than a kite.”

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[-] acetanilide@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Perfect. And throw in a few surprise paternity tests at the same time

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Donald, you’re the father.

I’m sure he has at least a dozen illegitimate kids.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

The best would be if he actually wasn't Baron's father...turns out Melania had a side piece, too.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Oh I meant like several dozen women come out with his illegitimate heirs, but that’d actually be pretty fuckin hilarious.

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