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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev -5 points 5 months ago

How can you have non same day shipping in this case

[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Guy faints, goes to the hospital, dies two days later

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Next Day: Succumbs to his injuries a day later

Second Day: you guessed it

Ground: Drives to the hospital

Express: Ambulance

Air Express: Medevac helicopter

this post was submitted on 20 May 2024

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