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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 122 points 6 months ago

They say every, but no one's checked mine yet.

[-] zout@kbin.social 29 points 6 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago
[-] zout@kbin.social 11 points 6 months ago

Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

We're looking into intensive therapy programs at the moment. Hopefully we'll find something by the end of the week, but we had to wait until my daughter's school year was over.

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Ah man, sorry to hear you are in the midst of a health issue Flying Squid! Wishing you a full recovery. Lemmy wouldn't be the same without you!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] zout@kbin.social 10 points 6 months ago

For what it's worth, I hope they find something to get you well again.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Thanks, me too!

[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

They're calling but Dr. Ham on 3 so hold the Mayo

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I'm awake until they play with my balls?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

I just don't see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can't have you knowing.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!

[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

microplastics are their own reward

[-] GJdan@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi'd are not tested.

[-] moody@lemmings.world 9 points 6 months ago

They said "every testicle in study."

Yours were not in the study.

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

As far as you know.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample...

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

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