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Anon gets questioned
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
It was a meme in the early days. Time is a circle.
...and the earth is flat?
No no, the earth is on the back of a turtle swimming through space
It's actually shaped like a golf ball. The "earth" we know is just one of the dimples. There are thousands of "earths". The space photos that disprove this are faked to cover up the fact that NASA and SpaceX are working together to build a giant golf club which they are going to use to hit our planet into a black hole and kill us all. Their motivation for doing this is unknown but it's probably going to make them money somehow. Perhaps they were challenged to a galactic golf game by an alien species and bet money on it.
Well yeah, that's why clocks are round.