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It certainly would be a dumb way to die. Thankfully, I've never experienced anything close to choking on my own tongue.
I know the song/meme, but that makes me wonder, what would you consider to be the smartest way to die?
Old age
Saving a schoolbus full of orphans by diverting them into a tour bus of lonely childless parents from your motorized death bed