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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There's maybe three companies that I have no sympathy for in a case like this. Ticketmaster is one of them.

Edit: OMG I sincerely ate the onion.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

There was a real hack. The onion is just making a joke about it.

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 8 months ago

Have sympathy for the people who had their data stolen

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