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Samuel Alito: ‘I Tried To Take The Flag Down, But My Wife Hit Me. She Hits Me Every Night’ (www.theonion.com)
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[-] mean_bean279@lemmy.world 46 points 4 months ago

This has to be the closest I’ve ever been to biting the damn onion…

[-] TheDudeV2@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I was biting down hard until the last sentence: “She Hits Me Every Night” and then I lost it laughing!

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