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Vampires love to drink alcohol.
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Every story has a moral, but these weren't intended.
Rules
1. Include a movie poster of the film for which you are giving a Wrong Takeaway. Use an external image link if possible instead of uploading to the instance. It saves space for others. (I use catbox.moe, personally.)
2. Post your Wrong Takeaway as the title.
3. Anything additional, put in the Text box.
After you drink tequila off Selma Hayek’s feet you spend the rest of your life chasing the dragon.