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Tiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says (www.cnn.com)

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[-] Nikku772@kbin.social 32 points 5 months ago

So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

they send an intern with a spork.

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