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[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 years ago

I am reasonably certain I have been to the theatre where she went down on that guy.

This is the most interesting fact about my life.

[-] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

They should put up a plaque in the seat it happened.

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Did you know? This seat is the only one in Ottawa to feature in an Alanis Morissette song.

This plaque is here to remind you."

[God I wish I knew how to Photoshop]

[-] breakingcups@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

"... of the mess she left when he came in her."

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Nah, that's the stains and popcorn pieces on the floor they spackled over for preservation.

They look like jagged little pills now.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Nature is amazing!

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

👏 good joke

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