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Anon pirates a game
(sh.itjust.works)
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I looove CMD windows popping up at boot ๐๐
AMD's auto updater does this. But it pops up and closes instantly so I have no idea if it's actually working or just crashing.
Same thing with ASUS's AURA software
Cancer
And MSIs motherboard control centre thingy. Its absolute garbage
Mine does this but sometimes hangs until I close it myself lol
It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.
I'm supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.
In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.
Uhh I don't have it
Uses arch btw?
I don't sadly, my work software only supports Win/OSX. I recently had a BIOS update failure (thanks ASUS) and had to use a live Linux distro to recover my system data though!
Yep, that's helped me recover if you crashed Windows machines over the years
Have you had more than 1 partner? Has your 1 partner had more than 1 partner? Congrats. You got the herp.
Did you grow up in a household where your parents kissed you? Congrats, you got the herp.
Do you hate cost efficient frugal computer parts and have only ever had 1 sex partner that also was a virgin from households where they didn't kiss their children? Congrats, you might not actually have the herp.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus
https://www.cdc.gov/herpes/about/index.html
Haha actually... https://pcpartpicker.com/user/captain_ender/builds/#view=9LDcCJ
Unironically don't have cmd prompts or spyware search engines. But that's not hard.
Fuck you got that rig or it's a dream?
Is real. Use it everyday for work (and activities) haha.