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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I knew a guy who wrote a date off after he found out she was allergic to pork 🤣

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He may die alone, but at least his fridge with pork shall overfloweth

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

He won't die alone, he might get taenia solium (the pork brain worms)

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I would. Pork et al. is like a third of my caloric intake. It would super suck if I shacked up with someone who couldn't eat it.

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