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Brought to you by this week's dumb required corporate training.

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

It's pretty annoying that I have to go through training every year at work telling me I'm not allowed to bribe politicians considering that

A. That's pretty fucking common sense

B. I have no interest in bribing anyone

C. I never encounter politicians or anyone at work except for my immediate team

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I get the same training even as a low level grunt.

I kinda get it though, easier to just say 'everyone take this' than try and determine who does and doesn't work with people outside the company (and in some contacts I've had with my same job title, I did send and receive messages to other companies via bug reports)

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

When I worked for the federal government, we had to take yearly training on how not to accept bribes/gifts.

Like...if anyone was serious about bribing my agency to get their way...and they decided that I, of all people, was the one to bribe...well they deserve to lose the value of the bribe just based on utter stupidity alone.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

That kind of thing lets naive people continue with the belief that antisocial behavior comes from a lack of empathy/understanding.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

What? How is your comment related to mine?

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

That comment is your comments third cousin by marriage

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