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New President of Mexico Warns of Remorseless Criminals North of Border
(www.borowitzreport.com)
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Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
I think we need some cartels...
The cartels aren't assassinating people that don't fight political corruption.
Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
Journalists..... maybe... but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.