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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

I want to pay off porn stars :(

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago

If you're going to fantasize go big!

Tell yourself that they want to pay you!!

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 points 6 months ago
[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

Back to the drawing board, Wilbur...

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Me too! I need a porn star in my life but my wife won't allow it! Why! Why!

this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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