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Anon tries to keep his hands busy
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this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2024
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because what he was doing before is way better, right?
My biggest takeaway from this green text is go to Long John silver's to be greeted by a fapaholic and just look at his hands and look in his eyes and picture him being a fapaholic while he's handling your cash and he's got his hands all over that cash register and he hands you your paper bag full of greasy food.
I can't stop reading Fapaholics in the Trap-A-Holics voice.
Fap-A-Holics! Real. Fap. Shit.
This is a certified Goon classic Fap-A-Holics mixtape.
Damn son where'd you fap this?
Fap-A-Holics beeitch, you ain't know?
Bonus video of the OG recording lol.