Well, he aced lesson one on how to get a job: don't masturbate during the interview (unless that's something you and the interviewer have agreed upon ahead of time for some reason)
You mean: be willing to work for minimum wage and actually capable of holding a conversation, even if awkward.
Yeah I was just waiting for that to happen, esp with the sweaty outfit, I was expecting a new kink unlock experience. Or on the job, or when locking up...
Story didn't go anywhere
Well yeah, it's a slice of life, not the Hero's Journey.
This motherfucker when their wife tells them about their day: there was no beginning, middle, or end; the climax wasn't revealed in chronological order; the hero is clearly a Mary-Sue...
Its totally the heros journey, libertarian fanfic, long john silvers AU
Long John silvers gold?
Could've made it more interesting though
Yeah could've added some fiction at the end like a cute girl walks in and they live happily ever after.
Idk about adding, I would've just changed what is already there to be more interesting
One of the more believable greentexts I’ve read, and likely for this reason.
yeah, stories dont walk, duh
There are jobs and there are jobs. But well, some are born as cashier, I guess. What do I know. Give it a few more years of doing the same boring repetition over and over, for little to no pay.
It's a good starting point though. Sometimes you just need something to give yourself some momentum to get going with work
because what he was doing before is way better, right?
My biggest takeaway from this green text is go to Long John silver's to be greeted by a fapaholic and just look at his hands and look in his eyes and picture him being a fapaholic while he's handling your cash and he's got his hands all over that cash register and he hands you your paper bag full of greasy food.
I can't stop reading Fapaholics in the Trap-A-Holics voice.
Fap-A-Holics! Real. Fap. Shit.
This is a certified Goon classic Fap-A-Holics mixtape.
Damn son where'd you fap this?
Fap-A-Holics beeitch, you ain't know?
picking up applications
What year is it
Wait there is that tattoo thing, 2002 it is.
Hell yeah bro, get locked in for that corporate grind. Getting those positive vibes out, absolutely hammering those orders, and staying locked in.
When you're young and need money, a dead-end job is better than no job. Fund your search for higher sights to set
When need money
think you can simplify that equation
Nah, trust fund babies exist, and old people may actually have worse outcomes from working a labor-intensive job just to pay bills
old people was my point, it's not limited to youth who need money, our society takes the elderly and jerks them around into the labor force.
The tragic part of spending all one's time & energy in a dead end job, just to barely financially survive, it kinda drains you (physically, mentally, emotionally, morale, creatively, sucks out all your life force) and that's where the tragic dead end truly begins.
I understand that reference. But had to look up his name. Davis Clarke.
This sounds like it's written by someone that's not 18 currently. Posting on 4chan but not applying online? Biking for applications in person sounds like some old people thing back in the day.
Well.. I'll never get the time back I wasted on reading this super boring and pointless story
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