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Anon turns on the charm
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Ankylosaurus is the coolest land dinosaur. I'd love to see an Ankylosaurus smack the side of a bus with its giant rock tail.
Plus, it's fun to say.
Yeah but how big are it's ankyls?
Size isn't everything!- An excellent point to make on the first date, to manage expectations.