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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729

Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 14 points 5 months ago

They jerk you off at the entrance. If you look like you're not enjoying it, you're in. It's watertight 👌

[-] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

But what if they like, do it suspiciously well. Like they really know how to handle a strangers dong? Like ..they may have done this many times 🤔

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

You have to get in early, before they get all the practice from all the previous visitors.

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