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submitted 4 months ago by half@lemy.lol to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

So. Without trauma dumping, I'll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What's a father's day gift that says "you're dead to me, but I'm still doing things to keep drama at bay"?

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[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The most boring father's day greeting card you can find and a fiver.

Edit: actually, don't spend the money on him, send him an electronic greeting card, equally boring, and donate, in his name, to a charity he'd hate.

[-] half@lemy.lol 7 points 4 months ago

It would be beautiful to donate to the local pride center in his name and just watch him seethe. That's such a perfect idea, since if he actually voices a complaint, he knows it makes him the asshole.

[-] trashxeos@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 months ago

I saw you mentioned mornonism in a separate comment, if it's in Utah, that makes it even better.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

A gift card with just a few cents left on it.

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