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Start ups when that VC funding kicks in (i.ibb.co)
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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 4 months ago

The companies aren't "hip" or "cool"

I believe the industry term is "agile".

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 months ago

Nah that just means they can't plan for shit and are constantly fighting fires.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 12 points 4 months ago

fast paced environment

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 4 months ago

They're looking for a volume icon ninja-pirate-wizard, who takes no prisoners. They work hard and play hard ~~so get ready for your boss to be overly demanding and drunk~~.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

a rockstar is who they want

The hiring person says they want a rock star developer, the candidate trashes everything and shoots heroin, HR responds"he's good"

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