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Start ups when that VC funding kicks in (i.ibb.co)
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[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 239 points 5 months ago

and god help you if you ever use any of them, obviously you have time to play games you don't have enough work to do. It's all for show.

I remember a Meta recruiter reached out to me. We had a couple of talks, and then on one of them I asked "So how's the work life balance"

Oh it's great! We have a 24/7 cafeteria here, so if you ever need a snack it's always available. We have sleeping pods, so you can easily sleep, and even 24/7 laundry services, so it's all around a very relaxing place.

Uhhh yeah man. I'm not some kid fresh out of college. I own a home, and I'm very aware of my work time vs my personal time. Hard pass all around. Kids, if the company sounds too good to be true, there's an ulterior motive. Those things sound super great..... but they're of course all meant to keep you working around the clock, meeting deadlines. The companies aren't "hip" or "cool", it's all to attract you, and then work you to the bone. A strict 40 hour work week is better than foosball anyday.

I know I'm preaching to the choir but for the people interviewing for their first software gig - well maybe one of them will read this.

[-] _sideffect@lemmy.world 73 points 5 months ago

I agree with work life balance, but working at meta for 2-3 years for $300k might be worth the sacrifice

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 62 points 5 months ago

If I were a kid right out of college, I'd honestly consider it. The key is truly knowing what you're getting into. Companies gobble up those kids out of college because they're naiive, and they want to prove themselves. MAANG knows that and take advantage of it. As long as you're aware of that going into it, and plan to use them too, then go for it. Just don't plan to be a lifer, know that they don't care about you going in.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 51 points 5 months ago

MAANG

deadname the pricks, you're already doing it for google. it's facebook

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 15 points 5 months ago

MAAAN would be a much better acronym though

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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 5 months ago

Get in with the full idea of being a parasite, doing the barest minimum work possible while getting friendly with higher ups. It's not like doing a good job there would be better for the customers/end users anyway

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago

$300k might be worth the sacrifice

Right? I realistically just need 150k/yr to be stable in my area, I could chuck the other 150k/yr into savings and quit after 3 years with 450k in the bank

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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 16 points 5 months ago

My soul is worth more than that, and I don't even have one.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago

My office has two ping pong tables. They're literally roped off with caution tape, and nobody is allowed to use them. I wish I were kidding.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 5 months ago

Jesus, it's like a cargo cult.

Also, happy cake day. Death to Reddit.

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[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 5 months ago

The companies aren't "hip" or "cool"

I believe the industry term is "agile".

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 24 points 5 months ago

Nah that just means they can't plan for shit and are constantly fighting fires.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 12 points 5 months ago

fast paced environment

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[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

Those things sound super great..... but they're of course all meant to keep you working around the clock, meeting deadlines.

This is not going to be universally true at all big tech-companies. There are places with perfectly reasonable WLB on top of huge salaries and fantastic perks.

These places are usually big enough that you're going to see extremes on both ends within the same company - some departments with huge deadline pressure cultures, and some with highly relaxed work settings. It can be a bit of a gamble.

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 96 points 5 months ago

When employers can't afford pizza parties, they come up with stuff like "dogs at work"

[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 34 points 5 months ago

I'm amazed when companies can't simply afford 100% remote work. IT'S FREE!

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[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 19 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

i work for a big multinational and there was this woman who walks around with a little yappy thing. she's the only one and i haven't seen any rules about it in the employee handbook. i think she just turned up with it one day.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I've seen this kind of thing too many times to count. First it was in high school, then the workplace.

  1. Person notices there is no explicit rule for a thing, or maybe there's a loophole somewhere
  2. Does the thing
  3. Annoys someone
  4. Now there's a rule for the thing


Some people just want to push the envelope. Other times, people can have a poor grasp of social norms, or they simply don't respect others. But on the other side of the coin, people get annoyed for good and bad reasons; sometimes, no reason at all.

Bottom line: it's a mess, so we get rules. But nobody wants to spend time writing these things and enforcing them, so there's usually a reason/person/event why they're there.

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[-] olutukko@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean I would fucking love somme puppies at work. but also pizza. pizza is good.

my old workplace used to have free breakfast which was the shit. freshly baked bread from local bakery and all sorts of toppings too, it was so nice to go to work, do stuff maybe 30minutes and just go to coffee break and eat some super good bread. and that was every day

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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 87 points 5 months ago

I wish I hadn't needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 56 points 5 months ago

That's crazy to me because I had the exact opposite experience. I went in hoping for a certain amount, and they offered me knowing full well what I was hoping for, 20,000 more. Plus all the other benefits like video games and dogs at work. In fact I don't think I've ever had a bad experience with startups except that your job is essentially temporary cuz they will either close or sell

[-] Stovetop@lemmy.world 38 points 5 months ago

If they offered you 20,000 more than what you expected, might be you are underselling your actual worth and could have negotiated for more.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 29 points 5 months ago

Or they knew they weren't going to last more than 1 year, so why not spend all that tasty VC money?

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

That or dumb money is just dumb, and if the cost of money is free, you can just guess at things that might work with thousands of monkeys hitting typewriters.

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[-] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

I worked at a tree farm in my teens and honestly if I could still do that making what I make now I would be all over that. Always outside, in great shape, got to run heavy machinery, it was great.

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[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 80 points 5 months ago

I'm allergic to dogs and don't drink, bad recruiter, shoo! Shoo! spray bottle noises

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 5 months ago

Foosball

Mama says foosball is the devil!

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[-] your_mom@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I misread the last one as “Drugs as work, happy hours”.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My last job offered free beer after 4pm on fridays.

It was smart as fuck if you think about it. For the small price of a few crates of beer, you got 20+ people talking in their free time, and on the weekend, without additional pay. It was officially off-work but since most of your coworkers were there, there was a lot of work-related exchange going on.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

Alcohol, the strongest bonding chemical of mankind

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[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 26 points 5 months ago

Bean to cup coffee machines legitimately was part of the reason i took a job at my current company.

Then during covid they downsized offices and got rid of them all.

Now all we get is instant coffee.....

scumbags......

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[-] LouNeko@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago

Did you say "Dogs at work"? Deal.

[-] dimath@ttrpg.network 34 points 5 months ago

Some of them are your coworkers though.

[-] Cipher22@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

And not all of them are house trained.

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 11 points 5 months ago

If you WFH all work is dog at work.

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[-] BassaForte@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

The only happy hours are the hours you don't work by going home early. About 2 hours per work day, to be exact.

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[-] ZMoney@lemmy.world 19 points 5 months ago

How about you only have to work 28.8 hours a week?

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 months ago

Smart move. I recently upgraded from 14.4 to 33.6 and regret it.

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

So you're saying there are no cats? That could be a problem.

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[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

People bring their dogs to work all the time in my office. Fortunately, all of us are dog lovers, so we all enjoy it.

The other trend that doesn't bother me, but surprises me is that I'd estimate about two thirds of the people in my office vape at their desks.

We also have bean to cup espresso, which is nice. People will go find high end beans and contribute them. It works out nicely.

We're highly educated professionals, damnit!

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 27 points 5 months ago

Vaping indoors, at the desk ?! I would hate to work there.

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[-] Maiznieks@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

Hey, we're a family now, Your best friends for a perfect work - work balance!

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

“Treat your friends like family- exploit them.”
-Rules of acquisition as relayed by Quark

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 months ago

everything except pay me a decent wage and let me have free time.

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