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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)
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[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Anti matter, that's also what destroyed the Egyptians, the cats were playing around with it and lost control.

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