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Anon's phone gets stolen (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 21 points 10 months ago

Obviously the robber broke into Anon's house and put the phone back. It's probably filled with spyware and child porn, better put it in the microwave and get a new phone.

[-] Obonga@feddit.de 0 points 10 months ago

Secure the data on a sandbox first

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