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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My girlfriend giving me the most amazing road head of my life as I take a lazy left on Elm Street, only to catch her ex lining up a Carcano M91/38 from the Grassy Knoll and realize I should have taken my mom's advice about online dating.

this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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