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Anon loves his firetruck (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 61 points 5 months ago

be me

get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school

dad wakes me up for drive to school

pass school

"dad where are we going"

"my friends want to meet you anon"

pull up to schoolmate's house

it's on fire

the firefighters are there

get to see my enemies die screaming while burning

get to see a real fire truck

mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

go to visit my dad in prison

he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine

I hide it in my firetruck

give him the firetruck

he hides the firetruck in his ass

all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass

he builds a prison gang drug empire

he has everyone that laughed at him killed

now my firetruck smells funny

this post was submitted on 19 Jun 2024

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