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Someone escaped the Matrix (lemmy.world)
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[-] haulyard@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago

Wait is he still on the Azure Performance team?

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 months ago

Azure needs him to care for Microsoft's Golden Goose at his farm.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

Nope. If he hadn't quit, it would say "present" instead of July 2024

[-] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 months ago

Look under "Principal Software Development Engineer." It says "2017-present"

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

That's the basis for my claim actually. The other position has a date not the word "present". Which I now realize includes 2023 not this year, so I don't know what the original question was getting at.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But...it says "august 2017-present" on the screenshot I'm looking at? Right? Also, isn't July 2024 like, next month?

[-] tyler@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

It says 2023, not 24. Commenter typo’d. and the top number is correct. Bottom one is probably custom filled out, not based on actual work history.

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