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Let me pull this out of my ass (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 59 points 3 months ago

I don't think that's how the where clause works

[-] Anafabula@discuss.tchncs.de 75 points 3 months ago

The original didn't have the where clause. Post by Seth Rosen on X/Twitter: Them: Can you just quickly pull this data for me? Me: Sure, let me just: SELECT * FROM some_ideal_clean_and_pristine.table_that_you_think_exists

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that's more appropriate for a WHEN clause or possibly even a WHOM

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

There's a WHOM keyword in SQL?

[-] Dendie@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Hopefully they'll one day allow WHENCE as an alias of FROM

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 15 points 3 months ago

I'm still waiting for the WHY clause

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Just chuck an =1 at the end, bam

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