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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP (web.archive.org)
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Finally i'm gonna be able to contribute!

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[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 58 points 5 months ago

Why would God allow this to happen?

[-] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 43 points 5 months ago

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

[-] Barbossa404@feddit.de 28 points 5 months ago

Why do you think God stays in heaven, in fear of what He created?

[-] davidgro@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000 I just want to point out that this is a reference to a quote from a movie.
The same movie stars Danny Trejo as Machete.
This movie is Spy Kids 2.

[-] theRealBassist@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000

Haven't seen that referenced in a hot minute lol

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

God is dead

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

We killed Him

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