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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP
(web.archive.org)
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Good thing that this isn't actually possible...
Don't tempt fate. There are already two kernels written in javascript
Why would God allow this to happen?
To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.